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Consultants
Why do we not call these Doctors just Mr this and Mrs that? |
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Radiotherapy
Get your patient to sit and listen to radio 4 for a whole day,including desert island disk |
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Chemotherapy
The art of giving someone poison and getting away with it! |
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"The art of being human, I am here you know as well as the Patient!"
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Dieting for carers
Remember meal times? how to drink hot coffee and leave a clinic quickly!
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It will be Ok trust me?
Who would you trust with your loved one? a man in white coat or a man who laughs?
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Is the treatment working?
That depends Mr Smith on several things.Time of day, Friday, and the pound has fallen again. |
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"Don't try to escape from hospital over a weekend!: it wont work!
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